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AiCTE withdraws approval from Sri Balaji Society.

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Kindly note: I have put this up on my own website (not in SBS Debate Forum) bkoz I don’t want SBS and Bala Sir to be further victimized due to my writings. For what I write on my own website, 0nly I am personally responsible. Bala Sir has nothing to do with it. He is not responsible for what DilipBam thinks or says. 

If Bharat Sarkar does not like what I have written on my own website, they may take action against me, but they cannot touch Bala Sir. 

Before I go further, let me state that HARVARD is not AiCTE approved! Ha! Does HARVARD need AiCTE approval? 0r does AiCTE need HARVARD approval? XLRi is approved by AiCTE, but does XLRi need AiCTE approval? Or does AiCTE need XLRi approval? 

Eh? Who is AiCTE? What is AiCTE? What is the full form of AiCTE? Let me explain: 

Once upon a time there was an ORiGiNAL Ian Fleming written James Bond book and movie named GOLDFiNGER, in which the Arch-villian was a man named Ernst Strav0 Blofeld. His name in the m0vie was Auric Goldfinger. 

He had an organization named CRiME! The full form of the acronym was 

Council for Revenge intimidation Murder & Extortion! 

So, what is the full form of AiCTE? It is 

All India Council of Terrorism & Extortion! 

Fair enuff. But everybody knows AiCTE is necessary. I know many so called MBA institutes in Pune and elsewhere which exist with some kind of building (or room), but hardly any syllabus, any classes, any exams or any defined program or schedule. About a dozen MBA institutes closed down in Pune this year bkoz not enuff students. I myself teach in many institutes and I know the situation first hand. 

However, let us recognize one fact: “Gehoon ke saath ghun bhi pissa jaata hai!” This is law of nature and even God cannot go against Law of Nature! So, since there are less number of Golden Goose Institutes (who lay golden eggs==employable students), AiCTE is trying to target those Goose who still have the capacity to lay golden eggs==SBS! 

Gabbar Singh says: “Ab tera kya hoga Kaaliya?” 

DilipBam says: “Ab tera kya hoga Juniors?” 

People are panicking bkoz AiCTE approval has been withdrawn. 

Is AiCTE==Gabbar Singh? 

My advice is: DO NOT PANiC! AiCTE approval is no big deal bkoz even HARVARD is not AiCTE approved. As one of the seniors wrote on SBS Alumni India & Abroad: “get a job and prosper in the corporate world”. That is all you need and want. Not having AiCTE approval may not be able get you a SARKARi job. But how many sarkari jobs are available? How many students want sarkari job? How important is sarkar? 99% of our placements are in corporate who don’t care for AiCTE. They only care for EXCELLENCE, which Bala Sir creates. Do you think Narayan Murthy, Anil, Mukesh or Ratan care for sarkari thappa or for excellence? 0f course excellence! Which Bala Sir produces. 

Gentlemen: We stand on our own merit. SBS is a brand that shines bkoz of Bala Sir and the hard work that he does. 

Do not panic. Tell your parents not to worry. Placements chaloo hain and I am sure all seniors will get placed by 28 Feb.2012. 

And AiCTE can shift its 0ffice to Timbuktu. I have been to Timbuktu and have also found a building in which AiCTE can have its 0ffice. (photo attached). The rent is just 1% of what they have to pay in Delhi. And AiCTE will be more effective in Timbuktu bkoz it will be manned by Tuaregs who carry AK47 guns and shoot before they talk. 

When I graduated from XLRi almost 40 EARs ago, there was no AiCTE. Still I got an excellent job. So who needs AiCTE? What is sarkari thappa worth? I believe sarkari thappa is based on corruption. You pay munny, you get sarkari thappa. 

On Wednesday 29.December 2010, The All India Council for Terrorism and Extortion (AiCTE) issued a notice saying, 

“Admission to PGDM programs shall be conducted by the respective state governments through their competent authority designated for such purpose”. 

In the event, no such competent authority was designated and the state govt. did nothing. SBS and other genuine MBA institutes waited….and waited….and waited, for such a competent authority to emerge, but it didn’t happen. And SBS and other institutes had to do their own admission process like earlier EARs. 

In short: AiCTE failed! 

Ha! Big deal! 

Bala Sir has already said that those students who are in panic can withdraw their fees and go back if they wish. I don’t think anyone or anything can be more fair than that! What more do you want? But how many are withdrawing? I don’t think even a single student is withdrawing. In this age of corruption and infinite scams, I think this is another skeem by AiCTE to make munny out of the student’s parent’s hard earned munny. 

And don’t bother about the name of the degree you get – PGDBM / PGCM / MBA / POPAT – or whatever. The name does not matter. I was professor for 10 years in BiTS Pilani, the top Engg. College in this hole cunt ree (I consider BiTS higher than IIT even though I am myself from IIT) and a degree in “Toilet cleaning Technology” from BiTS is better than a degree in Nuclear Physics from Ram Bharosay Institute of Technology which may be AiCTE approved. 

My final advice: RELAX. The sky is not falling down. Even if it does, wear the helmet. 

And Bala Sir is the Helmet! 

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